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My name is Jack. I am 18 years old, currently studying law in Chicago, IL. I am male and asexual panromantic. This is my home, but it is yours too- come in, take your shoes off, look around. You always welcome to talk to me about anything you need to.

Feel free to look around, ask me questions, watch my videos, read my fanfiction, and I think I left a cup of tea on page 294, so you can have that too if you find it.


I am sorry to everyone this inconveniences, but my blog is, for lack of a better word, broken. I have tried to replicate this one as well as possible; if I did it correctly, all that will have changed is my title. My new blog is thedeathofablog, an ironic title that references the fact that this blog is now, well, dead.

This will be my last post ever. I ask that anyone reading this who wishes to continue following me will instead follow thedeathofablog.tumblr.com and unfollow this one.

It’s been fun.

5 years ago on December 26th, 2013 | J | 1 note
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5 years ago on December 26th, 2013 | J | 7,402 notes

benedicts-upper-lip:

obscuriaal:

I BLINKED AND CAPALDI

HE TOLD YOU NOT TO BLINK

5 years ago on December 26th, 2013 | J | 11,571 notes

radicaliborn:

i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes

he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”

he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”

my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase

5 years ago on December 26th, 2013 | J | 25,889 notes

the-game-is-afoot-oncemore:

stillbetterthanthesolarsystem:

You can’t tell me John is over Sherlock’s death even though he says so on his blog.

He isn’t.

He hates him for his arrogance and the way he insults people, yes, but he misses him, terribly. And he is not over his death. He might have Mary but a huge part in his life is missing.

He resorts to drinking.

You can’t tell me he’s accepted it. You can’t tell me he didn’t love him. (Platonic, romantic, whatever. He LOVED him.)

I noticed this too. He’s drinking, I believe he’s not quite a drunk like his sister; but the grief has caused him to become somewhat like her. When a goodman falls, all go with him.

5 years ago on December 25th, 2013 | J | 21,551 notes
memeguy-com:
“ I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
”

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

5 years ago on December 25th, 2013 | J | 856,661 notes
5 years ago on December 25th, 2013 | J | 22,433 notes
alegbra:
“ breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
”

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

5 years ago on December 25th, 2013 | J | 172,447 notes

beholdmyrobes:

beholdmyrobes:

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

5 years ago on December 25th, 2013 | J | 163,390 notes
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